Baby Jesus and Hot Buttered Rum

(D)         Well, who gets the baby Jesus
(G,D)     She said slicing the Christmas cake
(D)         Who gets the baby Jesus
(G,D)     He’s here in this cake I baked
(D)         Who gets the baby Jesus
(G,D)     There’s a piece for you to take
(A,E,A)  Who gets baby Jesus?

BIRTHDAY CAKE for baby Jesus
Chocolate, He likes that best
I heart baby Jesus
Pink icing, we’re so blessed
Candles for baby Jesus
She says, I’m sure you’ve confessed
Who gets baby Jesus?

SHE’S THE WIFE NUMBER TWO
As crazy as ol’ number one
Her coffee table heaped with food
With labels all spelled wrong
She sings God is morning, God is night
God’s her favorite son
Tell me, who gets baby Jesus?

MAGDALEN CANDLE in the center
of the table altar there
Indoor-outdoor Astroturf
On a floor otherwise bare
She’ll behave herself this time
If we bow our heads in prayer
Who gets baby Jesus?

WOULD YOU LIKE HOT BUTTERED RUM
Jesus has left his tomb
A little more hot buttered rum
Don’t be all gloom and doom
Let’s sing happy birthday baby Jesus
When the boys all leave the room

(D,G,A,D)     Who gets baby Jesus?
(D,G,A,D)     Who gets the baby Jesus?